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The world's shortest fairy tale is just that... a fairy tale. In reality, that doesn't happen. Interested in hearing why? It's because WOMEN need MEN. Not the other way around. I'll speak for the other half of the population when I say this. We can spend our money on OUR own, we don't need you to by 200 pairs of shoes.

It is not spelled "tyre" everywhere not in America... I happen to know that "tyre" in German is Radgummi...

It's an advertisement for a Russian "Alka Seltzer".

Listen fuckhead, America is gay. Not Americans, dipshit. Get your fucking facts right. Do you think I choose to live in this fucked system? No. Is it my choose that the government is fucked? No.

Get your facts straight before you run your god damn mouth.

What the hell is the world coming to if you can't even spell "Satan". We don't need illiteracy in our group, thank you very much. Can I have this guy's address so I can burn him alive?


Hail Satan.

Well, when I hear someone tell me to laugh at a joke, I usually just say, "Fuck you. I'll laugh when I feel like it."

It's really not a phonetic play on words. It just demonstrates the basis of idiocy that the man has.

Yeah, we're fucked.

Truly great advice.

HOURGLASS
Female, because after time, all the weight it is the bottom.

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