wake the wife
Do you wake the wife when you get home from the bar.
A note from a husband to his wife and the reply
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out
A woman and her husband have an argument, guess who wins
A man makes his point a little forcefully
It's not always a good idea to help people out; they maybe taking the piss
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line
A selection on observations on marriage.
This hen got more that it bargined for
A true story about a man and his toilet troubles



