the humor archives

When friends drink too much, even in galaxies far far way, friends don't let friends drive drunk

Aww, how sweet a modern day Romeo and Juliet... I wonder if they will both end up killing themselves too?

I know coke tastes like shit but using it in a muck spreader is possibly taking it too far

I guess these workmen were a bit too lazy and have fallen victim to this urban poet

I don't know why but this police crash just makes me laugh, I think the guy on the right is laughing too

How to find out if you have been living in the Bay Area for too long

A bunch of things you notice when you have left college for too long

This is what happens when the roads get a little too icy. I can't believe people actually jump out of their cars though, dumb arses.

These two signs complement each other don't you think. Childhood obesity and McDonald's... I'm just saying. Apparently it is the same woman in both posters too!

This is one of those prank shows, however this seems to have taken things a little too far IMO. They have put red dye in the shower system so that it looks as though your a bleeding when you go under.