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Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
A joke about a man who puts his penis in a alligators mouth
A joke about a red indian getting a bank loan
A farmer and a salesman rip each other off
These are responses to a contest sponsored by OMNI magazine:
This is just a cute story
A true story about a cars allergy to vanilla ice cream.
A selection of real life criminal's f*ck ups.
Here are a whole bunch of darwin awards and some other related things



