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A girls school biology lesson where one girl only has one thing on her mind
Apparently a recording of a guy trying to cancel his AOL account, I can't believe the cheek of AOL. The sooner AOL dies the better for the Internet.
A whole bunch of jokes about the DOS OS
a whole bunch of answer machine messages
A joke about the replacement for quasimodo
Instructions for recording an effective voice mail message
a bunch of crap jokes
A mental health institue's answer phone service *joke*
A selection of the world's worst pick up line / chat up lines
A selection of very amusing court room quotes



