the humor archives

The Americans apologise to the French for their idiot President

This really isn't for the easily offended, it made me draw breath - OUCH!

This video is so spot on

Manchester (UK) has introduced new measures to stop people driving in bus lanes and road. Here are some selfish drivers that chose to try and get round the system. Note the pedestrian crossing just before the road block and how fast the SUV drives across it to try and sneak around the block. Don't for a second suppose that they didn't know about these blocks they are extremely well sign posted - the first car even takes a look beforehand.

This IRC user is actually more stupid than the average IRC user which is quite an achievement really

Why is it that some people think they have the power to do anything with a car and quite clearly they don't - cars are dangerous oh-kay - this is fairly graphic don't watch if you are a sensitive type

So your at some crappy gig and the band leave one of their guitars on the stage floor, you think hey I know I'll steal it... NO YOU DON'T what's wrong with people?

OK, this guy he's driving along in his truck and he thinks, 'I know, I'll get climb out the window and get on the bonet - hey what is the worst that can happen?'

A whole bunch of funny bumper stickers.

A joke about a stupid brother naming his sisters kids