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These are responses to a contest sponsored by OMNI magazine:
The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
A collection of nonsensical film subtitles
If you are going to preach to a wild animal you are going to get hurt
This is what happens is star trek and monty python meet
A selection of Newspaper headlines that have not been thought out very well
A fairly accurate description of hangovers
A whole bunch of supposedly witty comments... well if you are American I suppose they might be considered witty
A selection of random thoughts for '99
A selection of Darwin Awards


