drunk
A policeman has to resort to basic methods to find out if a driver has been drinking
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
A farm can't explain how he got himself into a mess with a cow
a bunch of crap jokes
Just a whole list of commonly used oxymorons
A selection of short jokes about drinking
Selection of anacadotes about planes and pilots
Have a car crash and win a prize
A pre-written apology for a few minor pranks played at a christmas party
The drinks people drink and the personality it shows


