cars
A selection of brilliant one liners
Classified ad mistakes to make you laugh
These are responses to a contest sponsored by OMNI magazine:
Top tips on what not to say to the police
A joke about the most important man in the world
An earthquake in Barnsley on 28th February, 2004 provoked this appeal for help
Mistaken identity at a halloween party
A humorous prenuptial agreement
A fairly accurate description of hangovers
Mens and womens perceptions of each other



