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A conversation between a pilot and ground control in Germany
A few early detection schemes to know if you have PMS (PMT)
Finding out what women have in common with various things
Our local bobbies doing their jobs well
another funny tech. support true story
How to tell is you are addicted to the internet
a whole bunch of answer machine messages
Instructions for recording an effective voice mail message
A mental health institue's answer phone service *joke*
Here is a bunch of the best lines Bart has to write on the opening credits of the Simpsons



