the humor archives

This is part of Dove's real beauty campaign... scary really

A rip of the diet coke advert. To prove that beauty isn't everything.

A guy picks his wife based on the relative beauty of her voice, by why do these chicks have scary voices

How dogs hunting in packs can bring down a huge alligator: At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator" in it's natural ecosystem, can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the fittest pack mentality", bred into the canines over the last several hundreds of years by natural selection. See the remarkable photograph courtesy of Nature Magazine below. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling. Not for the squeamish!

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line

We're not clear on exactly what it takes to make hundreds of fish jump toward your spotlight and into your boat, but that's exactly what happens here. It sure beats baiting your hook each time. Looks fairly cruel too - if anyone can translate please email the webmaster here (it's an initiative test to work out the webmasters email address - well duh)

Joke from toilet rooms. From the purile to the sublime

This article explains the truth behind what people say in lonely hearts columns

The comical look at the fact of life

Profound thoughts and computer errors