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What happens in heaven...or the US
A joke about Americans in heaven
A man dies and goes to Heaven. The angel Gabriel meets him at the Pearly Gates and takes him on a guided tour.
The man sees various groups of people all standing around and talking to each other. "These are the Buddhists," says Gabriel. "And over there are the Jews, and the Hindus. Over here are the Muslims, and over yonder are the Jehova's Witnesses." In fact, the man sees every religious group, every nationality, and every culture in Heaven.
Eventually, the pair comes to a large wall. "Hey, what's this wall doing in Heaven?" asked the man. "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said Gabriel. "Lower your voice. Behind that wall are the Americans. They like to think that they're the only ones here."
The man sees various groups of people all standing around and talking to each other. "These are the Buddhists," says Gabriel. "And over there are the Jews, and the Hindus. Over here are the Muslims, and over yonder are the Jehova's Witnesses." In fact, the man sees every religious group, every nationality, and every culture in Heaven.
Eventually, the pair comes to a large wall. "Hey, what's this wall doing in Heaven?" asked the man. "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said Gabriel. "Lower your voice. Behind that wall are the Americans. They like to think that they're the only ones here."
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