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What a vagina looks like!
A little jonney joke about vaginas
Little Johnny was curious as to the mysteries of female anatomy, so he decided one day to approach his father, who was sure to be a learned scholar on the subject.
"Daddy," said Johnny, "what does a vagina look like?"
Somewhat unprepared for this question, Johnny's old man took some time to gather himself, and replied with a knowledgable smile: "Well, before a woman has sex with a man, a vagina looks like a delicate flower bud, glistening ever-so-slightly in the morning dew."
"And what does it look like after she's had sex?" asked Johnny.
"Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."
"Daddy," said Johnny, "what does a vagina look like?"
Somewhat unprepared for this question, Johnny's old man took some time to gather himself, and replied with a knowledgable smile: "Well, before a woman has sex with a man, a vagina looks like a delicate flower bud, glistening ever-so-slightly in the morning dew."
"And what does it look like after she's had sex?" asked Johnny.
"Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."
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