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Viagra for the Old
A joke about an old couples attempts with viagra
An elderly couple go to the doctors and explain that the old man is having trouble 'rising to the occassion'.
The doctor says "I can do something about that. You have probably heard about the new wonder drug called Viagra. Here is a bottle of Viagra pills. Take these home, give them a try and come back in a few days to tell me how you get on".
Three days later the couple return to the doctors.
"How did you get on?" asks the doctor.
The old man says "Not too good. We took the tablets home and that night I tried with my left hand but that was no good. I tried with my right hand and I tried with both hands together but that did not work. My wife tried with her left hand; she tried with her right hand and she tried with both hands together. But it was still no good. She tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out. But we still could not get the top off the bottle!"
The doctor says "I can do something about that. You have probably heard about the new wonder drug called Viagra. Here is a bottle of Viagra pills. Take these home, give them a try and come back in a few days to tell me how you get on".
Three days later the couple return to the doctors.
"How did you get on?" asks the doctor.
The old man says "Not too good. We took the tablets home and that night I tried with my left hand but that was no good. I tried with my right hand and I tried with both hands together but that did not work. My wife tried with her left hand; she tried with her right hand and she tried with both hands together. But it was still no good. She tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out. But we still could not get the top off the bottle!"
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