Treat the symptoms
A doctor works to get a flatulent woman better
An old woman goes to the doctor. During her interview, she tells the doc 'I have a problem. I pass gas a lot, but thank God I pass it silently, and it doesn't smell. I've probably passed it 20 times since I have been sitting here talking to you.'
The doctor nods his head, writes her a prescription and tells her to get it filled, take it and come back in 2 weeks.
2 weeks later, the old woman is talking to the doctor and says ' what ever was in that prescription didn't help my gas problem a bit. As a matter of fact, now it stinks to high heaven.'
The doctor says 'Good. We got your sinus problem cleared up, now we'll work on your hearing.'
The doctor nods his head, writes her a prescription and tells her to get it filled, take it and come back in 2 weeks.
2 weeks later, the old woman is talking to the doctor and says ' what ever was in that prescription didn't help my gas problem a bit. As a matter of fact, now it stinks to high heaven.'
The doctor says 'Good. We got your sinus problem cleared up, now we'll work on your hearing.'


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