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Tit for tat
A man get his own back on his wife
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales clerk notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
Confused, she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
"Well ... You see, it's like this," he replies, "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; "'cause it's sooooo much cheaper," she said.
"So... I figure it's like this ... if I have to roll my own ..."
Confused, she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
"Well ... You see, it's like this," he replies, "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; "'cause it's sooooo much cheaper," she said.
"So... I figure it's like this ... if I have to roll my own ..."
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