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Three vampires go into a bar...
A joke about vampires in a bar
Three vampires go into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood."
The second vampire says, "I too would like a pint of blood."
The bartender says to the third vampire, "And what can I get you?"
The third vampire replies, "Well, I'm driving so I'll take a pint of plasma."
The bartender turns and yells to his helper, "Two bloods and a blood light."
The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood."
The second vampire says, "I too would like a pint of blood."
The bartender says to the third vampire, "And what can I get you?"
The third vampire replies, "Well, I'm driving so I'll take a pint of plasma."
The bartender turns and yells to his helper, "Two bloods and a blood light."
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