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Threat with Teeth
A software warning that will make you crap yourself
I've seen some pretty good legalese threatening you if you fail to register or pay for software, but Alchemy Mindworks takes the cake. See where they say:
"Should you fail to register any of the shareware listed in this page and continue to use it, be advised that a leather winged demon of the night will tear itself, shrieking blood and fury, from the endless caverns of the nether world, hurl itself into the darkness with a thirst for blood on its slavering fangs and search the very threads of time for the throbbing of your heartbeat. Alchemy Mindworks Inc. accepts no responsibility for any loss, damage or expense caused by this, either."
Now that's a threat with teeth.
"Should you fail to register any of the shareware listed in this page and continue to use it, be advised that a leather winged demon of the night will tear itself, shrieking blood and fury, from the endless caverns of the nether world, hurl itself into the darkness with a thirst for blood on its slavering fangs and search the very threads of time for the throbbing of your heartbeat. Alchemy Mindworks Inc. accepts no responsibility for any loss, damage or expense caused by this, either."
Now that's a threat with teeth.
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