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The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies
Well here they are: The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies
15 "Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street -- A Times Square Christmas"
14 Spike Lee's "Get On the Sleigh"
13 Van Damme *IS* "Santa Claude"
12 Michael Jackson stars in "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
11 "The Deep II -- A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted"
10 "There's no Santa Claus, Charlie Brown"
9 The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers, in "Naked Buns II"
8 Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in "Grumpy Old Elves"
7 Ross Perot as the autistic elf in "Reindeer Man"
("Of course, I'd be an excellent President.")
6 "It's a Wonderful Life, My Ass -- Pass the Malt Liquor"
5 Steven Segal *IS* "MissleToe"
4 Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in "Ho, Ho, Ho!" He's got a red nose and an Uzi. And he's about to teach them some *new* reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood"
2 "No, YOU Open It!" -- A Kaczynski Christmas
and the Number 1 Rejected Christmas Movie...
1 "Blazing Saddles 2 -- How the Stench Stole Christmas"
14 Spike Lee's "Get On the Sleigh"
13 Van Damme *IS* "Santa Claude"
12 Michael Jackson stars in "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
11 "The Deep II -- A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted"
10 "There's no Santa Claus, Charlie Brown"
9 The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers, in "Naked Buns II"
8 Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in "Grumpy Old Elves"
7 Ross Perot as the autistic elf in "Reindeer Man"
("Of course, I'd be an excellent President.")
6 "It's a Wonderful Life, My Ass -- Pass the Malt Liquor"
5 Steven Segal *IS* "MissleToe"
4 Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in "Ho, Ho, Ho!" He's got a red nose and an Uzi. And he's about to teach them some *new* reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood"
2 "No, YOU Open It!" -- A Kaczynski Christmas
and the Number 1 Rejected Christmas Movie...
1 "Blazing Saddles 2 -- How the Stench Stole Christmas"
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