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The Men's Alibi For an Affair
A joke about a man getting away with a moment of indiscretion
A man's wife asked him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes, so he walked down to the store only to find it closed. He went into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar, he saw a beautiful woman and started talking to her. She was stunning: tall, radiant, and very funny. They had a couple of beers, one thing led to another and before too long, they ended up in her apartment. How could he resist such a woman? They had the most incredible, most sensual sexual experience. It was amazing. After they'd made love for hours, the man realized it was 3 AM and said, "Oh no. It's so late, my wife's going to kill me! Have you got any talcum powder?"
She thought to herself, talcum powder? What does he want with that? But she gave him some anyway, which he proceeded to rub on his hands and then he went home. When he got home, his wife was waiting for him in the doorway, and boy was she mad.
"Where the hell have you been?" she yelled at him.
"Well, honey, it's like this. Honey, you know I love you, I can't lie to you. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to get your cigarettes out of the vending machine. While I was there, I met this most amazing woman. She was so beautiful and, well, we had a few drinks, and then one thing led to another and I ended up going back to her place and honey, I'm sorry. I've been unfaithful to you. I went to bed with another woman."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" exclaimed his wife. She saw his hands covered with talcum powder and and said, "You damn liar! You went bowling again!"
She thought to herself, talcum powder? What does he want with that? But she gave him some anyway, which he proceeded to rub on his hands and then he went home. When he got home, his wife was waiting for him in the doorway, and boy was she mad.
"Where the hell have you been?" she yelled at him.
"Well, honey, it's like this. Honey, you know I love you, I can't lie to you. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to get your cigarettes out of the vending machine. While I was there, I met this most amazing woman. She was so beautiful and, well, we had a few drinks, and then one thing led to another and I ended up going back to her place and honey, I'm sorry. I've been unfaithful to you. I went to bed with another woman."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" exclaimed his wife. She saw his hands covered with talcum powder and and said, "You damn liar! You went bowling again!"
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