The Different types of Penis
A collection of the many different types of penis
The Excedrin Penis - it's ttthhhiiisss big
The Snickers Penis - It satisfies your craving
The Magnovox Penis - Smart.Very smart.
The Life-Call Penis - It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis - Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis - How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis - They are magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going.
The Right Guard Penis - Anything less is uncivilised.
The Campbell's Soup Penis - Mmmm mmmm good
The McDonald's Penis - Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis - What would you like on yours?
The Ragu Penis - Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis - It blows itself away.
The All-State Penis - You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis - The un-penis.
The Bud Lite Penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Barq's Penis - The one with bite.
The Beef Penis - It's what's for dinner.
The Transformer Penis - It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis - It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis - PENIS!
The Starburst Penis - The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis - Takes a lickin and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis - It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstones' Vitamins Penis - 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis - Where's the beef?
The Lay's Penis - Betcha can't eat just one.
The Little Ceasar's Penis - Penis!Penis!
The Mortal Combat Penis - Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis - The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis - Matt, stop, you are too good at this.
The Domino's Pizza Penis - Delivers in 30 minutes or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis - What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis - Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis - Don't squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis - Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis - Thinks it is the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95 Penis - If you ask it to do too much, it will crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis - You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis - Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis - A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Sanka Penis - Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis - It's almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking.
The Reese's Penis - How do you eat your penis?
The Beavis Penis - Look!It's changing colours!
The Sustecal Penis - More protein, less fat.
The Just For Men Penis - A sure thing for a natural look.
The Milk Penis - It does a body good.
The Taco Bell Penis - It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis - It's the adult thing to do.
The AOL Penis - It's so easy to use, no wonder it is #1.
The Pontiac Penis - Built for kicks, built for keeps!
The Psychic Penis - It knows you are coming before you do.
The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
The AMTRAK Penis - All Aboard
The Wendy's Penis - Hot and juicy
The Visa Penis - It's everywhere you wanna be
The Baskins-Robbins Penis - 31 flavours.
The Molson Penis - An honest penis makes its own friends.
The Vampire Lestat Penis - Drink from me and live forever.
The Highlander Penis - There can be only one.
The Snickers Penis - It satisfies your craving
The Magnovox Penis - Smart.Very smart.
The Life-Call Penis - It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis - Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis - How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis - They are magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going.
The Right Guard Penis - Anything less is uncivilised.
The Campbell's Soup Penis - Mmmm mmmm good
The McDonald's Penis - Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis - What would you like on yours?
The Ragu Penis - Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis - It blows itself away.
The All-State Penis - You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis - The un-penis.
The Bud Lite Penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Barq's Penis - The one with bite.
The Beef Penis - It's what's for dinner.
The Transformer Penis - It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis - It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis - PENIS!
The Starburst Penis - The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis - Takes a lickin and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis - It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstones' Vitamins Penis - 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis - Where's the beef?
The Lay's Penis - Betcha can't eat just one.
The Little Ceasar's Penis - Penis!Penis!
The Mortal Combat Penis - Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis - The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis - Matt, stop, you are too good at this.
The Domino's Pizza Penis - Delivers in 30 minutes or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis - What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis - Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis - Don't squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis - Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis - Thinks it is the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95 Penis - If you ask it to do too much, it will crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis - You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis - Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis - A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Sanka Penis - Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis - It's almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking.
The Reese's Penis - How do you eat your penis?
The Beavis Penis - Look!It's changing colours!
The Sustecal Penis - More protein, less fat.
The Just For Men Penis - A sure thing for a natural look.
The Milk Penis - It does a body good.
The Taco Bell Penis - It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis - It's the adult thing to do.
The AOL Penis - It's so easy to use, no wonder it is #1.
The Pontiac Penis - Built for kicks, built for keeps!
The Psychic Penis - It knows you are coming before you do.
The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
The AMTRAK Penis - All Aboard
The Wendy's Penis - Hot and juicy
The Visa Penis - It's everywhere you wanna be
The Baskins-Robbins Penis - 31 flavours.
The Molson Penis - An honest penis makes its own friends.
The Vampire Lestat Penis - Drink from me and live forever.
The Highlander Penis - There can be only one.


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