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A joke about the differences in sexual technique between three nations

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life:

Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild..

Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild..

Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains, and my wife, she goes wild..

tags: sex technique