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Piercing Sermon
A man can't stop falling asleep in church and this is how the pastor solved the problem
A woman went to her Pastor one day and said, "I'm embarrassed. My husband keeps falling asleep in your sermons. What can I do about it?"
The pastor gave her a hat pin, and told her if he saw her husband sleeping during his sermon the following Sunday, that he would give her a sign. She would then proceed to poke her husband in the leg with the pin.
Next Sunday came and sure enough, the husband fell asleep. Well, the pastor noticed, and gave the motion to the wife as he was saying, "And who do you worship?" Well, after the husband was poked, he shot up and yelled "GOD!"
"Very good," said the pastor. Well, the husband fell asleep again, Pastor gave another motion to the wife and said, "WHO died on the cross for you??" "JESUS!" the husband sat up and shouted.
"Right again," said the pastor. Well, the husband falls asleep again, but the pastor doesn't notice, and he accidentally gives the motion, and says, "What did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" The husband shoots up and shouts "You stick that thing in me one more time, I'm gonna break it off and shove it up your ass!!"
The pastor gave her a hat pin, and told her if he saw her husband sleeping during his sermon the following Sunday, that he would give her a sign. She would then proceed to poke her husband in the leg with the pin.
Next Sunday came and sure enough, the husband fell asleep. Well, the pastor noticed, and gave the motion to the wife as he was saying, "And who do you worship?" Well, after the husband was poked, he shot up and yelled "GOD!"
"Very good," said the pastor. Well, the husband fell asleep again, Pastor gave another motion to the wife and said, "WHO died on the cross for you??" "JESUS!" the husband sat up and shouted.
"Right again," said the pastor. Well, the husband falls asleep again, but the pastor doesn't notice, and he accidentally gives the motion, and says, "What did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" The husband shoots up and shouts "You stick that thing in me one more time, I'm gonna break it off and shove it up your ass!!"
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