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Old Man's Confession
This old man is using confession for the wrong reason
An old man hobbles into the confessional. The priest slides open the panel and the old man says, 'I'm 84 years old. I just picked up two teenaged girls hitchhiking, took them to a motel room, and made love to both of them. Twice.'
The priest says, 'Well, are you sorry for your sins?'
'What sins?' says the old man.
'What sins???' remarks the priest incredulously, 'What kind of Catholic are you?'
'I'm not Catholic. I'm Jewish,' says the old man.
'Well then, why are you telling ME all this?' asks the priest.
'I'm telling EVERYONE.' says the old man.
The priest says, 'Well, are you sorry for your sins?'
'What sins?' says the old man.
'What sins???' remarks the priest incredulously, 'What kind of Catholic are you?'
'I'm not Catholic. I'm Jewish,' says the old man.
'Well then, why are you telling ME all this?' asks the priest.
'I'm telling EVERYONE.' says the old man.
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although the girls should be a bit older!