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More and More BUMPER STICKERS

A whole bunch of funny bumper stickers.
"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."

"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"No Radio - Already Stolen"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!"

"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."

"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! "

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimulated."

"If you can read this then I have lost my caravan."

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