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Microsoft Windoze
3 short jokes about Windows
Q: How do you make Windows run faster?
A: Throw it harder!
Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive > virus?
A: About 90 MB of hard disk space.
Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road?
A: To avoid the Department of Justice.
Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: Their ratings climb whenever they do something unethical.
A: Throw it harder!
Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive > virus?
A: About 90 MB of hard disk space.
Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road?
A: To avoid the Department of Justice.
Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: Their ratings climb whenever they do something unethical.
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