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HMO or Blue Shield?
A nurse performing oral sex?
Two men both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets the two men, tells them she has to prep them for surgery and takes them to a private room. She asks the first man to take off his clothes and sit on an exam table, which he does. She then takes his manhood in one hand, and begins to masturbate him.
"Whoa!" he says, "What's going on here?" She replies that it is all standard procedure to ensure that he has no blockages. The man says to himself, "How bad can it be?" So he allows the nurse to finish her task.
Once done, the nurse tells him to sit down, and repeats the instructions to the second man. When he is up on the exam table, the nurse gets a big smile on her face, licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him.
Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what's this? I get jerked off, and he gets a blow job. That's not fair."
The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but that's the difference between Blue Cross and your HMO!"
"Whoa!" he says, "What's going on here?" She replies that it is all standard procedure to ensure that he has no blockages. The man says to himself, "How bad can it be?" So he allows the nurse to finish her task.
Once done, the nurse tells him to sit down, and repeats the instructions to the second man. When he is up on the exam table, the nurse gets a big smile on her face, licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him.
Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what's this? I get jerked off, and he gets a blow job. That's not fair."
The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but that's the difference between Blue Cross and your HMO!"
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