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Dog:
Barkenpantensniffer


Dog Catcher:
Barkenpantensniffersnatcher

Dog Catcher's Truck:
Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen

Garage for Truck:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus

Truck Repairman:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagen-mechanikerwe rker

Mechanic's Union:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagen-mechanikerwe rkerfeatherbedden-gefixengruppe

Doctor:
Chestergethumpenpulsentooker

Nurse:
Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper

Hypodermic Needle:
Chestergethumpenpulsentooker-helperhurtenstic ker

Backside:
Chestergethumpenpulsentooker-helperhurtenstic kerstabbenplatz

Piano:
Plinkenplankenplunkenbox

Pianist:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder

Piano Stool:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-spinnenseat

Piano Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-offengeshow enspelle

Fathers at the Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-offengeshow enspellensnoozengruppe

Mothers at the Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-offengeshow enspellensnoozen-gruppenuppenwakers

Automobile:
Honkenbrakenscreecher

Gasoline:
Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen

Driver:
Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker

Auto Mechanic:
Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepinger-sputterg efixer

Repair Bill:
Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste

tags: German Language