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Fatuous comments about contemporary life
A selection of fatuous coments about modern life
The four basic food groups for Winter holidays are: Sugar, starch, grease and chocolate.
Real fruit cake is admired, but never eaten.
Fruitcake is soaked with rum so that no one will notice that it is last year's fruitcake.
If you can't be born rich, it sure is nice to be born good-looking.
I saw Bill and Hillary walking together the other day and I was wondering if he forgave her.
How can woman stay with a man who repeatedly cheats on her? I don't know; ask Mrs. Livingston.
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.
I like to borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect to get it back.
The pollsters are calling the wrong people. There were 10 people at my house last week and we all disapproved of Clinton.
We need a special prosecutor to investigate the poll takers.
I was at a bar last night discussing politics and sex with nearly two dozen of the finest people I've every met. Not one of us was a teetotaler.
If a woman says something and there is no man in the room, will she still know that she is wrong?
I was feeling a little lonely last night until I remembered, I got a friend in the diamond business.
I enjoyed the NBA more this year than any other year so far. Thank you, NBA.
Real fruit cake is admired, but never eaten.
Fruitcake is soaked with rum so that no one will notice that it is last year's fruitcake.
If you can't be born rich, it sure is nice to be born good-looking.
I saw Bill and Hillary walking together the other day and I was wondering if he forgave her.
How can woman stay with a man who repeatedly cheats on her? I don't know; ask Mrs. Livingston.
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.
I like to borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect to get it back.
The pollsters are calling the wrong people. There were 10 people at my house last week and we all disapproved of Clinton.
We need a special prosecutor to investigate the poll takers.
I was at a bar last night discussing politics and sex with nearly two dozen of the finest people I've every met. Not one of us was a teetotaler.
If a woman says something and there is no man in the room, will she still know that she is wrong?
I was feeling a little lonely last night until I remembered, I got a friend in the diamond business.
I enjoyed the NBA more this year than any other year so far. Thank you, NBA.
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