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Drinking at lightning speed
A classic drinking joke
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can.
The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?'
The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."
The bartender looks at him curiosly and says, "What do you have?"
The guy responds, "An empty wallet."
The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?'
The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."
The bartender looks at him curiosly and says, "What do you have?"
The guy responds, "An empty wallet."
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