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Dirty bitch
A man was up before the beak for murdering his pretty, young wife - this is what happened
A man was up before the beak for murdering his pretty, young wife.
Judge: "You stand accused of killing your wife. What do you have to say in your defence?"
Man: "Well your Honour, I came home early and found my wife stark bollock naked in bed with my best friend; so I shot the dirty slut. That's all I have to say."
Judge: "I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your best friend, would you please tell the court what happened to him?"
Man: " Well your Honour, I pointed my finger at him and said: Bad dog, bad dog!"
Judge: "You stand accused of killing your wife. What do you have to say in your defence?"
Man: "Well your Honour, I came home early and found my wife stark bollock naked in bed with my best friend; so I shot the dirty slut. That's all I have to say."
Judge: "I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your best friend, would you please tell the court what happened to him?"
Man: " Well your Honour, I pointed my finger at him and said: Bad dog, bad dog!"
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