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Find out what thoughs tell tale signs you date makes means

The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those giveaway gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize and decode these key 'signs':

Woman won't unlock car door for man - Doesn't engage in oral sex;

Man gets in car without opening door for woman - No foreplay;

Insists on going to a brand new restaurant - Prefers virgins;

Insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way - Is a virgin;

Can't hail a cab - Impotent;

Insists on going to a homely little cafe with windmill motif - Compulsive Don Quixote;

Insists on going to a romantic candle-lit restaurant - Compulsive Don Juan;

Insists on going to a Polynesian bar - Compulsive Don Ho:

Wants to go to a French restaurant - Will swallow;

Wants to go to a deli - Won't swallow;

Takes too long deciding what to order - Has trouble reaching orgasm;

Orders salad dressing on the side - Will give you a handjob, but will not go "all the way";

Gives explicit orders to waiter - Will expect incredibly skillful gymnastics in bed;

Asks for extra rolls - Will say she is using birth control when she's not. Will get pregnant and sue;

Insists on ordering for you, referring to you as "The lady will have ..." Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't;

Asks for "The Usual" - Insists on missionary position only;

Asks what the specials are - Will want you to use handcuffs;

Fills up on bread and crackers - Premature ejaculation;

Doesn't finish everything on plate - Has already come;

Insists on having some of whatever you ordered - Will make you sleep on the wet spot;

Changes mind after ordering - Will never call you;

Changes tables - Nymphomaniac;

Drinks Decaf. - Fakes Orgasm (Female);

Orders in French - Fakes Orgasm (Male);

Sends food back - Will sleep with you, brag to all his friends, then try to borrow money;

Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts - Needs you to talk dirty during sex;

Orders a dessert involving ladyfingers - Wants a handjob;

Orders a dessert involving nuts - Castrating Bitch;

Wants to split dessert - Is dying to get rid of her apartment, move in with you, rearrange all your closets and take down all your baseball posters;

Credit card is refused - Low sperm count;

Undertips waiter - Small penis;

Undertips parking valet - Small penis;

Undertips cabbie - Small penis;

Uses toothpick - Is trying to tell you size isn't everything;

Removable cassette player in car - Pulls out repeatedly during sex;

Cellular phone in car - Penile implant.

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