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DOS jokes
A whole bunch of jokes about the DOS OS
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
The name is Baud......, James Baud
BUFFERS=20 FILES=5 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Access denied==nah nah nah nah nah!
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename?"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nop)
....File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny.
A mainframe: The largest PC peripheral available.
CONGRSS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
A computers attention span is as long as it's power cord.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
All computers wait at the same speed.
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any -digit prime number to continue...
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F to continue...
Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Hit any user to continue...
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
The name is Baud......, James Baud
BUFFERS=20 FILES=5 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Access denied==nah nah nah nah nah!
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename?"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nop)
....File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny.
A mainframe: The largest PC peripheral available.
CONGRSS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
A computers attention span is as long as it's power cord.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
All computers wait at the same speed.
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any -digit prime number to continue...
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F to continue...
Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Hit any user to continue...
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
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