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Coming for God
Which part of your body goes to heaven first
A Sunday school teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Little Kelli raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands!"
"Why do you think it's your hands, Kelli?"
Kelli replied: "Because when we pray, we hold our hands together in front of us
so God must take our hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" said the teacher.
Then little Jennifer raised her hand and said: "I think it's your legs, miss!"
The teacher looked at her with a puzzled expression and asked: "Now, Jennifer, why on earth do you think it would be your legs?"
Jennifer replied: "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh God, I'm coming' at the top of her voice!"
Little Kelli raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands!"
"Why do you think it's your hands, Kelli?"
Kelli replied: "Because when we pray, we hold our hands together in front of us
so God must take our hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" said the teacher.
Then little Jennifer raised her hand and said: "I think it's your legs, miss!"
The teacher looked at her with a puzzled expression and asked: "Now, Jennifer, why on earth do you think it would be your legs?"
Jennifer replied: "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh God, I'm coming' at the top of her voice!"
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