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Cheese Sandwich
A guy wants his cheese sandwich free of sperm
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging up which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to Liz, one of three attractive women serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," Liz purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well wash your freakin' hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to Liz, one of three attractive women serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," Liz purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well wash your freakin' hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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