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A pissed off wife the world's best burglar deterrent

"Get this," said a guy to his friend, "last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything," his friend asked?

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk again."

tags: Burglar deterrent