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Bishops Nightmare
A bishop suffers from bad publicity
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was too high and he purchased a donkey instead. He figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
"PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS"
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The next day the headline read:
"PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT"
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity he ordered the preacher to remove the donkey from the next race. The headline the next day read:
" BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS "
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The headline the next day read:
" NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN "
The Bishop fainted. He told the nun she must get rid of the donkey, so the nun sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The headline the next day read:
" NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00 "
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. The headline the next day read:
" NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE! "
The Bishop was buried the next day!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
"PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS"
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The next day the headline read:
"PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT"
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity he ordered the preacher to remove the donkey from the next race. The headline the next day read:
" BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS "
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The headline the next day read:
" NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN "
The Bishop fainted. He told the nun she must get rid of the donkey, so the nun sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The headline the next day read:
" NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00 "
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. The headline the next day read:
" NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE! "
The Bishop was buried the next day!
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