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Big Round Orange Head
If you had three wishes what would you wish for?
A guy sees a friend of his with an enormous, perfectly round, orange head. Shocked and concerned, the guy goes to inquire about what the hell happened to his buddy.
"Well," says the friend, "You wouldn't believe it if I told you."
The guy insists on hearing it anyways.
"Well, ok. I found a magic lamp with a genie in it. I was skeptical at first, but I rubbed the damn thing like a fool and sure enough a genie popped out." said the friend. "And by the way," he added, "Genies aren't as gay as Aladdin or I Dream of Genie make them out to be. They actually look like normal people - you or I. It's rather curious how a magical being -"
The guy stops him mid-sentence and asks him to focus on the story.
"Oh, right, right. So I rub this genie lamp and the genie pops out. Just like in the stories you hear, he would grant me three wishes. I thought long and hard as to what I would ask for and thought of what I wanted most in life."
The guy nods and he continues.
"Well, for my first wish I wished for a million dollars. The genie raised his hands, said a magic word, and *poof* there was a suitcase full of money for me. He even put it in one of those travel suitcases that has the wheels on the bottom... You know, that was a kind gesture when I think about it... Well, I mean, anyways... that how I have this huge wad of hundred dollar bills."
The friend pulls out a roll of money as big as his fist, all of which were $100 bills.
The guy sees this and is still skeptical of his story, "Ok, what about the other two wishes?"
"Well, the second one was easier than the first! I asked the genie for the most beautiful, interesting, most compassionate and passionate woman in the world." he says as he points to a bombshell sitting with her legs cross across the room. He waves and winks at her, "Hey, baby!" and she returns the gesture.
"Wow! This is unbelievable. So now you're rich AND you're with THAT? ... ... Wait a minute... what about the orange head?" asks the guy.
"Well, this is where I think I messed up." says the friend, gruffly. He face grows sad, and he continues.
"For my third, I wished for a big, round, orange head."
"Well," says the friend, "You wouldn't believe it if I told you."
The guy insists on hearing it anyways.
"Well, ok. I found a magic lamp with a genie in it. I was skeptical at first, but I rubbed the damn thing like a fool and sure enough a genie popped out." said the friend. "And by the way," he added, "Genies aren't as gay as Aladdin or I Dream of Genie make them out to be. They actually look like normal people - you or I. It's rather curious how a magical being -"
The guy stops him mid-sentence and asks him to focus on the story.
"Oh, right, right. So I rub this genie lamp and the genie pops out. Just like in the stories you hear, he would grant me three wishes. I thought long and hard as to what I would ask for and thought of what I wanted most in life."
The guy nods and he continues.
"Well, for my first wish I wished for a million dollars. The genie raised his hands, said a magic word, and *poof* there was a suitcase full of money for me. He even put it in one of those travel suitcases that has the wheels on the bottom... You know, that was a kind gesture when I think about it... Well, I mean, anyways... that how I have this huge wad of hundred dollar bills."
The friend pulls out a roll of money as big as his fist, all of which were $100 bills.
The guy sees this and is still skeptical of his story, "Ok, what about the other two wishes?"
"Well, the second one was easier than the first! I asked the genie for the most beautiful, interesting, most compassionate and passionate woman in the world." he says as he points to a bombshell sitting with her legs cross across the room. He waves and winks at her, "Hey, baby!" and she returns the gesture.
"Wow! This is unbelievable. So now you're rich AND you're with THAT? ... ... Wait a minute... what about the orange head?" asks the guy.
"Well, this is where I think I messed up." says the friend, gruffly. He face grows sad, and he continues.
"For my third, I wished for a big, round, orange head."
What you saying?
[well, say something]