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Acute angina
Oh god I think I gave the joke away with the title, oh well
Man walks into a pub, goes upto the barman and orders a pint of beer. He takes his pint and sits down to read his paper.
10 minutes later in walks a woman, the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. She goes to the bar and orders a drink, takes it and sits down in the corner.
Eventually the man finishes his pint, at the same time the woman goes to the bar to get another drink.
At this point the man thinks to himself "This is it, this is my chance to chat to her"
So he goes to the bar orders a pint and starts chatting to him.
As it turns out she's been checking him out as well, working out how to approach him.
So, they start dating and fall madly in love.
A few years down the line they're getting married.
The groom is stood at the altar, feeling nervous but excited.
The doors to the church swing open and in walks the brides father, he's walking straight for the groom.
He puts his arm around his shoulder's, smiles and says;
"I like you, my wife likes you, my daughter loves you, your good for my daughter and my family"
The groom smiles.
The father then says; "there is however one small problem"
"what's that?" asks the man
"well, she's got a slight problem, you see she's got acute angina"
laughing, the man says;
"oh yeah I know.....................she's also got a cracking pair of tits"
10 minutes later in walks a woman, the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. She goes to the bar and orders a drink, takes it and sits down in the corner.
Eventually the man finishes his pint, at the same time the woman goes to the bar to get another drink.
At this point the man thinks to himself "This is it, this is my chance to chat to her"
So he goes to the bar orders a pint and starts chatting to him.
As it turns out she's been checking him out as well, working out how to approach him.
So, they start dating and fall madly in love.
A few years down the line they're getting married.
The groom is stood at the altar, feeling nervous but excited.
The doors to the church swing open and in walks the brides father, he's walking straight for the groom.
He puts his arm around his shoulder's, smiles and says;
"I like you, my wife likes you, my daughter loves you, your good for my daughter and my family"
The groom smiles.
The father then says; "there is however one small problem"
"what's that?" asks the man
"well, she's got a slight problem, you see she's got acute angina"
laughing, the man says;
"oh yeah I know.....................she's also got a cracking pair of tits"
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