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Accountant Q&A

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Q. What does an accountant use for birth control?
A. His personality.

Q. What does an actuary do to liven up a party?
A. He invites an accountant.

Q. How do you know if an accountant is an extrovert or introvert?
A. An extrovert looks at your shoes when talking to you. An introvert looks at their shoes when talking to you.

Q. What is the difference between a Finance Director and a shopping cart?
A. A Finance Director holds more food and drink ..........

Q. How can you tell the difference between an actuary and an accountant?
A. The actuary is the one with a personality.

Q. What is the difference between a football and Accountant?
A. The football goes farther when you kick it.

Q. What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A. Jail

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