0
A Golfing Injury
A joke about a woman who hits a bloke with a golf ball
A couple of women were playing golf one saturday afternoon. the first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole!!!!
Indeed the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gound and proceeded to roll around in the event of agony. The women rushed down immedietly to the man and begain to apologise. She said "please allow me to help, im a physical therepist and i know how to relieve your pain if you allow me!!!"
"uump nooo , ill be alright, just give me a few minutes" he replied breathlesslyas he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently laid his hands to the side, loosened his pants, and put her hands on his penis and started to massage him. She then asked him " how does that feel" He replied " that feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell"!!
Indeed the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gound and proceeded to roll around in the event of agony. The women rushed down immedietly to the man and begain to apologise. She said "please allow me to help, im a physical therepist and i know how to relieve your pain if you allow me!!!"
"uump nooo , ill be alright, just give me a few minutes" he replied breathlesslyas he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently laid his hands to the side, loosened his pants, and put her hands on his penis and started to massage him. She then asked him " how does that feel" He replied " that feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell"!!
Comments
You need to register to comment.