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*sigh* Put your bra out woman, the smoke's toxic.

Men LET women into the army, men LET women into the government, and without men ther would BE no more girls. Your argument is moot.

Personally I miss the old days where a man could count on his family's safety blindly, and go to work comforted by the thought that his proginy will be reared under the watchful eye of a loyal and like-minded mate not occupied by other endeavours, leaving the child to some stranger to raise as we see nowadays. The man fullfills his duties towards his family by providing for them, guarding them, and representing them, while the woman's role is that of the nurturing pillar of support. Both man and woman share the chores of the home, as do the children. The child's role in this household is therefore unwavering obedience and humility towards both parents, as it is the embassador of their values and upbringing towards the rest of the world.