the humor archives

A man goes to give sperm and gives a girl the wrong idea

This is another one of the too truisms

Here is clearly demonstrated the power and deception of make-up

Every man's dream - a new variation on an unoriginal theme

This lady thinks she has got away with it; no such luck

When the time comes, be sure you're adequately prepared...

Men always complain that women aren't more like them, well let's play this out to its logical conclusion shall we?

This is part of Dove's real beauty campaign... scary really

Well if the loo is in use then you have to improvise

Don't like the look of yours much