Sarcasm
No means eat me out first
Kiss me before my boyfriend comes back
It's not a beer belly it's a fuel tank for a sex machine
a pair of panties with a great slogan
If your dick was as big as your mouth I'd be interested
I shit my pants and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I fuck on the first date
A guy tries to be nice and gets it wrong
Our Rights: The following was written by State Representative from Cobb County, GA
Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer




