Sarcasm
Sometime there forest gets so dry that you shouldn't even think about farting
Are you whipped by your partner, then we have a magazine for you!
Oh everyone loves those SUV drivers... no they fucking don't, bastards, bastards, twatty bastards, possibly.
This is a cheap alternative to the expensive bluetooth hands free kits
Well it's christmas day what more do you want?
Ahhh, an American phone company is coming to save us Brits from British Telecom as only the Americans know how - I'm exited are you?
I think these two have managed to capture the pain I feel when watching Backstreet Boys videos
Someone call Trade Descriptions now
Some people need a little help in understanding simple concepts
save a virgin do me instead




