Misc
salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument
So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?
If you are a regular traveller on the London Underground, here are some facts which you are goingto wish you hadn't read.
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A very bad pun, oh dear
The comical look at the fact of life
Stuff you really don't need to know.
These are responses to a contest sponsored by OMNI magazine:
A man and his talking clock... very funny
An old lady gets her revenge with a radio



