the humor archives

Oh dear there has been a problem with Easter this year... remember to drive carefully next time!

The dangers of being a chocolate easter bunny

So here we have the cure to bird flu in drink form

This joke is slightly more innocent than the title might have you think

A joke about a duck in a bar

Do you hate it when someone says what you were going to say just before you? No me neither

This elephant thinks it's a bird

This boy is much smarter than the game warden

Boy does she bug the crap out of the wolf

We're not clear on exactly what it takes to make hundreds of fish jump toward your spotlight and into your boat, but that's exactly what happens here. It sure beats baiting your hook each time. Looks fairly cruel too - if anyone can translate please email the webmaster here (it's an initiative test to work out the webmasters email address - well duh)