the humor archives

I've seen some pissed off kitties in my day, but Burger may be the most evil, angry cat to ever walk the planet. By the look in his eyes, we may need a little kitty exorcism for this one.

This reported gets more than she bargained for when she reports on a horse

This cat bares a striking resembelance to a Hitler - perhaps we should call it Kitler?

Being a rodent trapped in a cage can only get worse when your sole source of entertainment is out to murder you.

A smart cat always finds it way home... unfortunately

It seems this childrens park took a novel approach to incorporating an slide with an elephant

Think of the children, think of the children!

Oh dear god this is going to be scary for minnie

How dogs hunting in packs can bring down a huge alligator: At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator" in it's natural ecosystem, can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the fittest pack mentality", bred into the canines over the last several hundreds of years by natural selection. See the remarkable photograph courtesy of Nature Magazine below. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling. Not for the squeamish!

This dog is the veritable Casanova of the canine world