the humor archives

Apparently this is a real office rampage that happened in Russia. Lucky for him he didn't do it in the US else he would have been shot by someone.

If only we could all say the right thing when we are drunk

A man goes to Paris, makes a furniture deal and finds romance

A young man is getting cold feet about getting married, two old timers offer some advise

I'm not sure a good parent would expect anything or get annoyed if he received nothing but it's just a joke so here we go.

This drunk gets more than he bargained for when he buys everyone in the bar a drink

They didn't think this headline though did they?

Now that beer is cheaper than petrol it is time to stop driving and start drinking... or, you know, get an electric car or use public transport

This phase doesn't mean what you think it means

A policeman has to resort to basic methods to find out if a driver has been drinking